Commentary from the most important and leading critics of the science of Cartoonology:
Do you think Einey would beat up girls the same way he beat up Jordy and Perry for poking him in the pudge?
Why do ask Janis?
I'm sympathetic to the poke, that Einey is such a cute little pudgy wudgy, I don't think I could resit!
Janis, that's really not appropriate behavior. Pudge is not to be noticed, poked, commented on, remember PCP.
Mina! Oh My Gosh! Are you promoting terrible drugs like PCP?
What? No, no! I meant PCP - Politically Correct Pudge!
Oh, well that's kind of weird.