Well isn't that a sweet mother! Taking care of her boy like that!

She's nuts! Who would drop a helicoptor's worth of crap on her son!

Oh I think its very responsible parenting. Why you probably wouldn't be so dour if you mother cared for you better.

What?!? Don't you talk about my mother!

Oh come here little boy, I think you need a hug!

Good Gawd! This is too much!