Disgusting! No way would I put my nose in that man's sweaty armpits!

What? The body is so natural! They say a man's charm is his armpits.

What are you talking about? Have you smelled Jordy's pits! I'm sure their disusting!

Oh Corey! I wouldn't think you to be such a squeemish little man. Would you really risk hypothermia knocking off your nose rather than sniff a few of your friends pheromones?

Fur what? Is this some fancy name for stink?

Pheromones? You don't know what pheromones are? Oh my, well if you really want to know what they are, best to experience them from Antonio Kotagles, oh, that summer on that beach in greece, just paradise!

Is this why I'm still single? My pheromones are weak? What the heck, how do I boost them - ah! Here's something! Liquid Trust!

Oh Corey, looking for the quick fix - no Natural! Wheat germ and Oysters!

Gross!