Commentary from the most important and leading critics of the science of Cartoonology:
Gawd I love those Birk's! I just love a man who's comfortable enough to walk around in Birkenstocks!
I must say, I've always found Birk's a little ridiculous.
Now don't be snobish! They are a sign of compassion and appreciation for mother earth.
What? You know those things cost $140 a pair!