Jordy's Mom freaks me out. She shoots deer off her back porch.

You know Janis, when we're up here doing critic commentary, the point is to in fact, to comment on the comics.

What? I don't even get these things! If you're going to read something, read about mother earth! Spend time saving the planet!

Well, uh, that's all very admirable - but even planet savers need a good laugh, like what happens when you buy something that sounds really cool and promising on the internet - and then when you try it - it just doesn't work.

What? Mina! Why are you changing the subject! Where do you get ideas like that?!?

Janis! Did you even read the strip?

What strip?