Oh I do love how smart Jordy is! What a go-getter! I'm so proud of him for beefing up his brain power!

Mrs. Jordy's Mom, you are so sweet! I think we should get together for tea!

Oh that's so nice of you dear, but I'm not really a tea person. But would you like to join me for a little porch-shot?

Why Mrs. Jordy's Mom! Are you inviting me to do shots with you? But maybe you mean port shot's? I don't think there's a 'porch' drink.

Oh you sweet chipmunk you! No, I mean porch-shot like porch shooting! I just got a new Smith & Wesson MK 247! You can hit a lot of deer trasping through the backyard with one of thos!

Mrs. Jordy's Mom, I don't think I want to hang out with you anymore.