You know what that boy needs? A good cup of Joe. What does that clock say? It's already 11:40am? He's got to get his tooshy out of bed at 8, go down to the local coffe shop, and get himself a cup of Joe.

Look at him - he doesn't have the motivation! He needs bedside service. He needs - a bacon alarm clock. Imagine waking up to fully cooked bacon! Yum!

Oh Gross! As a vegetarian I am offended by this idea! Let those pigs run free and wild!

Oh no Janis no! Bacon's highly correlated with great acheivements! 80% correlation!

What are you talking about? You do not have to eat bacon to do something great, and why are you so focused on doing something great! Just relax, enjoy the moment! Drink some coffee!

Us great achievers never relax! Bacon forever!