Commentary from the most important and leading critics of the science of Cartoonology:
I believe that is one of the more common mistakes to make.
No I don't think so, I think it is very hard to mistake gluestick for chapstick.
Other than high levels of inebriation, the only documented explanation is 'Doofus-ness'
What? The Jordy character is no Doofus - no, I think the strip is asking all to reflect
on the challenges we face with managing all the 'little things' in our lives.
Actually, the message I get is, 'Don't be a Doofus'