You know, I was like that once. All spunky and full of energy.

What happened to you! Where's the stamina?

I think it tapped out after year seven of grad school.

Well its time to get inspired again! You know what you need? An inspiring speech! You know, like a pre-game speech! Like in the football movies!

What? Football? What is that? Some singularly decomposed Orbifold?

No no, like this: SPEECH See? It's Al Pachino inspiring Jamie Foxx to get out there and play his best! Scruff! You've got to get back to those equations and compute your best!

Al who? Pachino? Do you mean Pareto? Like the statistics Pareto distribution? Ed, my thesis is a geometry problem. There's no statistics.

No No NO! OK that's it! I have got to get Al Pachino to make an inspiring Math speech for you!