Now that's a sweet guy.

It's too bad those dirtballs aren't a little smarter.

It is really important to keep a herbal vaporizer running. There's a lot of junk in city air. You got to purify.

Janis, I think the strip is about the dirtballs, don't you? Let's uh, focus here, the dirtballs have a lot of enthusiasm, but I'd like to see them plan a little more.

My opinion of the dirtballs has DROPPED. They should NOT be cutting Scruff's hair. We are all entitled to the beauty of our self expression - long hair, funky hair, nose hair! It is up to YOU!

Well I guess I disagree, I think it's a good cause, I'm sure Scruff will appreciate it when it is over

Mina! I'm shocked! You sound like a stale bourgeois capitalist!