Commentary from the most important and leading critics of the science of Cartoonology:
I'm NOT happy with this strip.
Looks like a BAD hair day for that Simon character. But it beats that crappy pony tail he sported.
What? The pony tail is a sign of prestige, of intellect, a badge of the accomplished!
No, I think it means your a hippy.
What? What are you talking about! Look at the emporers and samurai of Japan! The stateman of the American revolution!
Yeah, well maybe, but its hard to think of all that when I'm staring at your sorry looking head of green hair under a BASEBALL CAP!
Good Gawd! Is that thing still on me! Help! They're toturing me on this strip! That's it! I'm sueing! I'm sueing for wrongful hair treatment! I need a lawyer!