I say, my head feels funny today.

Yeah, I talked to wardrobe. I got you set up with the baseball cap.

Excuse me? Are you saying there is a 'baseball cap' upon my head, right now, in front of the live audience?

Yup, and we got some green highlights in your hair as well.

Good heavens! Jordy! How could you! I am a man of dignity! Prestige! I cannot command authority and respect with a baseball cap, and did you say green? There is green stripes in my hair?!?

Yup. And the polls are in, people like it! We've expanded our young person readership by 28%. I think the board of directors like it, its probably going to be permanent.

No, NO!!