Commentary from the most important and leading critics of the science of Cartoonology:
Oh yes, boys will be boys.
Their spirts can get high, and great and bloody battle may ensue!
But Simon, they are just playing a video game.
Hmmm, yes, the new field of honor! Where a boy becomes a man!
Thank God for video games!
You don't really think that Simon characters gotten at all pudgy do you?
