Apples and Orbifolds #28 Mina ponders Scruff


Commentary from the most important and leading critics of the science of Cartoonology:

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Oh now this is bad. She can't be serious about getting interested in Scruff.

I quite agree, that looks like a disaster waiting to happen. I mean Scruff? Come on! The man has no style! No charisma! He doubtlessly lacks the wit and intelligence of the finely bread gentlemen of Wales.

Oh, I guess there's all that, but the main thing is: he's not tall enough.

Not tall enough?!? That's ridiculous! Height is not important!

Oh no. He's not tall enough. She should go for the tall guy.

Oh fiddlesticks on you! Romance blossoms from the many subtle deeds that a man of culture weaves into the woman's world, as he weaves the pathway to her heart...

Nope. She's gotta get the tall guy.


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