Now that's not, um, I mean, that's not how guys are, is it? we don't just say anything to impress a girl, do we?

Absolutely not. I always treat women with the utmost of respect and dignity. My words are always honest and sincere.

I'm sorry I didn't hear you, did you say your words are always, plotting and sin ear?

What? No! I I said honest and sincere!

What's that? hottest and in here?

Good Grief Jordy! You seem to understand me about as well as a cheap piece of voice recognition software!